bradofarrell:

adamusprime:

frankensokka:

leah-car:

frankensokka:

If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time

i think that’s called diet and exercise

you’re right the only measure of how physically attractive someone is is how thin they are and how much musculature they have

every human would find you hotter if you were only in better physical shape and deprived yourself of more calories

no one is physically attracted to any variety of human being other than that and no one is attracted to any aspect of a person’s appearance other than their weight

thank you for your poignant and edgy comment you will be receiving your certificate in the mail

holy fucking shit what is wrong with you

what is your aversion to healthy practices like diet (which doesn’t necessarily mean eating less calories, just healthier ones) and exercise

this is the biggest overreaction i have ever seen

Yeah and also diet and exercise DOES make literally everyone hotter. Why do you think firemen are always hot?

Because fire?

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