Meanwhile, on the crack down of pirates…

megalomanial:

Alison Whelan stole a ferry after a two-day bender drinking and eating nightshade. As the boat floated away from police she shouted: ‘I’m Jack Sparrow’

She looks more like Barbossa than Jack Sparrow.



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