macaronis:

one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school

and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture

and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron 

WHY would you want to get rid of THE GREATEST NICKNAME I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE??  

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