dank-assbabies:

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

eg.

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”

“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”

“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

Clueless mom: “Okay, sweetie. Don’t forget your jacket.”

(Source: spadesnick)