thisismyveritas:

When someone close to you dies, it really makes you think about whether or not there is an afterlife….because if there is, that person will now watch you masturbate for the rest of time. Sorry Grandma, I hope you like scat-fetish as much as I do. Otherwise, you are not gonna like what you are about to see.

My grandma is reanimating just so she can die AGAIN, she’s so upset at what I look at.