“A no-effort position”? Actually, that looks like it would require quite a lot of effort. Balancing and shit. Trying to keep from shooting across the room every time he thrusts. Fuck that. (You know what I mean.)
“A no-effort position”? Actually, that looks like it would require quite a lot of effort. Balancing and shit. Trying to keep from shooting across the room every time he thrusts. Fuck that. (You know what I mean.)
Hey honey, mind putting your nipples on some grip tape with yours and my weight pressing them down onto the board, watch...
Do I get extra points if I can fuck her in to doing a kick flip?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE OR BOTH OF YOU GET YOUR HANDS IN THE WAY AND ROLLED OVER? WHAT THEN.
…Has the person who came up with that brilliant idea ever been near a skateboard?! Grip tape is not something I would...
…..wtf though
Have these people ever felt deck tape….ever?
THIS DOES NOT LOOK FUN.
and ow. skateboard burn.
David would love this. Hahahaha.
Wouldn’t the skate tape literally tear at her breasts o_o the fuck is this shit. It’d do more harm then good. What if...
Also holy shit! Have you ever touched the grip of a skateboard on bare skin? I don’t want that shit rubbing against my...