Just between you and me, in any decently run universe this guy would’ve been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say this “guy” because I firmly believe looking at these results that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this.
George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)

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