me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
"Under race he wrote, “human.”
Under color, “seasonal―oyster white to beige.”"
- Marlon Brando filling out a standard autobiographical questionnaire (via brandomarlons
dryfannysyndrome reblogged your post I took Tyler out to Texas Roadhouse fo… and added:
I feel like I’ve missed something- who’s Tyler? memewhore
My son. =)
I took Tyler out to Texas Roadhouse for his 21st-birthday dinner today. We got 16oz prime ribs, omg they were huge. I ate less than half of mine, but we came back home and watched a movie after and now I’m ‘bout to attack the leftovers. Those are fried pickles in the foreground.