shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

When I gain new followers

amusingmurff:

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tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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henrycavillsstinkface:

equiusollux:

repllicunt:

sext: I’ll take you to comic con

Sold

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cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

waynesworld1992:

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stunningpicture:

Edinburgh, Scotland

stunningpicture:

Edinburgh, Scotland

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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