I walked into the bathroom to take a piss. I flipped on a light, turned to pee, and looked down into the toilet and went “AHH” because the shadow from my sweatpants on the toilet bowl makes it look like I have a big, meaty, floppy vagina. Trust me, I’m a dude and there’s only one thing on my body that’s big, meaty, and floppy and its not a vagina……..it’s my left nipple. Don’t ask me why its only the left, it just is.
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Wow, why is the HELLA loud street-sweeping truck doing its thing at 4:30 in the a.m.? Doesn’t really bother me because I’m almost never asleep at this time but if I was trying to sleep I’d be highly annoyed!
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I just updated it yesterday, coincidentally.
If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.
Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
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