this is how false information on tumblr works
Anonymous: I'm here for the slutty confessions,when I was 14 my boyfriend was fingering me and I was trying to be as quiet as I could but I accidentally moaned quite loud and I didn't think any one else in my house noticed but seconds later my dad walked in and you should've seen the look on his face,he thought I was hurt and that's why he rushed in then he just slowly backed up and closed the door with wide eyes
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
why is he so happy
Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment