baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Anonymous: I'm here for the slutty confessions,when I was 14 my boyfriend was fingering me and I was trying to be as quiet as I could but I accidentally moaned quite loud and I didn't think any one else in my house noticed but seconds later my dad walked in and you should've seen the look on his face,he thought I was hurt and that's why he rushed in then he just slowly backed up and closed the door with wide eyes

human:

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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happyhagfish:

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

wasted

foreveralone-lyguy:

an epic saga

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

2000’s - Best music decade!

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

silverscreams:

Long live the king.

silverscreams:

Long live the king.

What is he, 12?

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