sodamnrelatable:

when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say

(Source: misplacedmartian)

thisismyveritas:

As the school year ends many of you will be graduating and moving on to bigger and better things. I only really have two pieces of advice 1) reach for the stars, dream big, etc etc and 2) if, over the course of your grade/middle/junior high/high school career, you made a video for some sort of group project and you’re saving it thinking that in a couple years it might be fun to look at it again. DON’T. DESTROY IT! CAST IT INTO THE FIRE! It will be tragically awful. We all thought we were so cool and funny and that our video was like totally the best school project video ever made, but we were wrong. We were all dweebs acting stupid and goofy and the video will be so horribly painful. You’ll watch 10 seconds and want to shoot yourself in the face. Just destroy it.

Now I reeeeeeaaaallly want to see this video…

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

seawhim:

IF YOU SAY THOR IS ALL BRAWN AND NO BRAINS I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST. THIS HAS BEEN A WARNING

Thor is mostly brawn and miniscule brains.  Haha you can’t do anything, I technically followed your rule!