date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

Not enough, get the fuck OUT

jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

ass2007:

ass2007:

that feel when u cant find father


memo

ass2007:

ass2007:

that feel when u cant find father

memo

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

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