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Aug 22

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

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aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

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djspooky:

Hello everybody! Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself! 
Officer Go Fuck Yourself is currently one of the officers in Ferguson tasked to restore the peace to the community!  This gentleman here is getting his 5 minutes of fame due to his actions on duty! At a peaceful protest in Ferguson,  this Officer drew his Loaded M4 (Riffle) and pointed it at Unarmed Journalist at the scene as he kindly Yelled at them “I’m Going To Fucking Kill You!”… When asked for his name by the journalist he responded with “Go Fuck Yourself! ” Odd name huh?!! And I hope that is actually his name because if it isn’t then That is a Crime! More specifically A Misdemeanor (Class C I believe!)… I Would Hate for this Officer Of The Law to be Charged and Fined! As Officers are required to give their Names and Badge # if Requested!…. This is BS! Officers are breaking more Laws and Constitutional Rights of people than the people are actually doing! They’re Elected by the public to Protect the Peace of the community,  not to fuck it up even more! 😔 #Ferguson #OfficerGoFuckYourself #ThisIsTooMuch… and sorry if I seem like a b%tch, but I don’t support this type of shit from the police!

djspooky:

Hello everybody! Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself!
Officer Go Fuck Yourself is currently one of the officers in Ferguson tasked to restore the peace to the community! This gentleman here is getting his 5 minutes of fame due to his actions on duty! At a peaceful protest in Ferguson, this Officer drew his Loaded M4 (Riffle) and pointed it at Unarmed Journalist at the scene as he kindly Yelled at them “I’m Going To Fucking Kill You!”… When asked for his name by the journalist he responded with “Go Fuck Yourself! ” Odd name huh?!! And I hope that is actually his name because if it isn’t then That is a Crime! More specifically A Misdemeanor (Class C I believe!)… I Would Hate for this Officer Of The Law to be Charged and Fined! As Officers are required to give their Names and Badge # if Requested!…. This is BS! Officers are breaking more Laws and Constitutional Rights of people than the people are actually doing! They’re Elected by the public to Protect the Peace of the community, not to fuck it up even more! 😔 #Ferguson #OfficerGoFuckYourself #ThisIsTooMuch… and sorry if I seem like a b%tch, but I don’t support this type of shit from the police!

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

disneysnowprincess:

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

FOR ROBIN!!!!

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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squarlo:

dumbfricker:

ihumpedyourcatthen:

MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”

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my mouth just autocorrected

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golbees said: b-b-breaking bad?

spacetwinks:

breaking bad writers room

"okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this"

"how about… walt threatens to eat a baby"

"and?"

"and he does it…"

"at a chuck e. cheese"

"during a child’s birthday"

months later, on a breaking bad fan forum

centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”

mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”

[video]

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