I can’t stop laughing!
sheikhmorpheus replied to your post: I was taking a pic of my messy hair la…
Sit on my face.
I know this is on my blog like five bazillion times already but I can’t help it - it’s pretty much my life motto.
IN FACT… YES! This is what I want on my grave stone!
Thank you so much! =)
Thanks to everyone, for all the birthday wishes. <3
There needs to be a scale that measures procrastination. Cause some people say, “OMG I’m the worst procrastinator” and I don’t know if they mean ‘leave homework till the night before it’s due’ procrastinating or my kind of ‘put your entire life on hold from the fear of an uncertain future’ procrastinating. And I think the measurement is simple: it’s how many tabs you keep open in your browser on average. It would range from single digit tab-ers that are still like functional human beings to 30’s and 40’s which is “you need professional help” procrastinating territory.
I was taking a pic of my messy hair last night and apparently I moved my tongue or something when the picture snapped because I’m pretty sure it’s not actually the size of a large baked potato - wtf, it looks so freakish!
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
ELLEN’S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
(Source: the-gameissomething, via itisonlynatural)
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.