my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
dietchola: i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried
toocooltobehipster: remember that time avril lavigne got attacked on stage
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
prisoner--of--my--own--mind asked: your theme makes me feel sad inside :(
thefeelingiswat-deactivated2013 asked: In complete honesty you are the most rad person with meme in there url like honestly you know what is actually funny thank you.
thetasrose: molliw0pped: -uhhleeseeuhh: bloodandthunderp: videohall: 11 month old twins dancing to daddy’s guitar > That look they give each other when the music starts… absolutely adorable! > I’ve gone from not wanting kids, to wanting twins and learning to play guitar.. in the space of 45 seconds. > Proven that babies can and do effectively communicate with each other. ...