July 2012
ifailateverythingonearth asked: OH GOD WHY?????
horrorandmusic replied to your post: do you really think that only adults will…
oh i was trying to be witty..
cockrates asked: do you really think that only adults will participate in friday night fap?
boobs-and-champagne replied to your post: flares-and-slippers reblogged your photo:…
I fucking hate people who say “I find this offensive.” Good for you, deal with your emotions in a more proactive manner.
flares-and-slippers reblogged your photo: geestuff: memewhore: arealpornstar: …
Oh fuck off. I’m fat and I find this offensive and I have the right to say so. Go laugh at yourself with some worthless…
You shouldn’t let your fatness make you such an angry person. Laughing is much more fun. Good luck with life.
gene-kay reblogged your photo: geestuff: memewhore: arealpornstar: sofessup:…
“fat shaming” is that what they call it lately?
By ridiculously-offended, indignant priveledged white girls and angry self-loathing fat people, yup.
Reminder!
friday-night-fap:
Fapping begins in one hour! (Was postponed again because of storms here last night.)
Join us at http://friday-night-fap.tumblr.com/ (Adults only!)
June 2012
thisismyveritas:
I was just un-friended on Facebook by a high school classmate because I responded to his status with a light-hearted sarcastic joke. OMG I’m soo sad. He was really a treasured friend. I’m gonna go kill myself now. Pfffft. If I lost a friend or a follower every time I responded with something snarky and sarcastic, then I wouldn’t have any friends or followers left. Right?
Right...
denjiro7 replied to your photo: Written by another Anita - not surprised! Btw,…
Be lazier… Don’t get dressed in the first place.
Some days you have to. Fuckin’ societal rules and shit.
Watch
mikesnosense:
pack-o-winstons replied to your post: I’ve given going out a miss
like sort of an out of place terror?
I don’t look very cocktail bar I’m afraid. Having reached the my mid 30’s I have a great understanding of what I do and don’t like, and I don’t like having to “dress up” to visit somewhere. I also have the luxury of choice in life for which I am extremely grateful, I...
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans:
When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:
When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:
When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:
When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:
When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:
When you hit your head on a low beam:
When a mosquito...
youwantthegift:
Girl: Hey, what happened last night?
Louis C.K.: What?
Girl: How come we didn’t have sex?
Louis C.K.: Cause you didn’t want to.
Girl: Yes I did, I was really into it.
Louis C.K.: Why did you keep stopping me?
Girl: Cause I wanted you to just go for it.
Louis C.K.: What does that mean?
Girls: I’m kinda weird. I get turned on when a guy gets frustrated and just holds me...
denjiro7 replied to your post: The Lord of the Rings is on
What with the Eye of Sauron yesterday and now this, it’s looking like a very Lord of the Rings weekend for you.
I know, right?
The Lord of the Rings is on
This is a sign that I should do nothing today.
I already wasn’t doing anything, but this confirms it.
