I was just un-friended on Facebook by a high school classmate because I responded to his status with a light-hearted sarcastic joke. OMG I’m soo sad. He was really a treasured friend. I’m gonna go kill myself now. Pfffft. If I lost a friend or a follower every time I responded with something snarky and sarcastic, then I wouldn’t have any friends or followers left. Right?
I don’t look very cocktail bar I’m afraid. Having reached the my mid 30’s I have a great understanding of what I do and don’t like, and I don’t like having to “dress up” to visit somewhere. I also have the luxury of choice in life for which I am extremely grateful, I appreciate that not everybody gets to turn down expensive cocktails because they still dress like they’re 18.
Girls: I’m kinda weird. I get turned on when a guy gets frustrated and just holds me down and fucks me. That’s a big turn on for me.
Louis C.K.: Well, you should have told me! I would have happily done that for you.
Girl: No, it has to feel real and dangerous!
Louis C.K.: What, are you out of your fucking mind? You think I’m just gonna rape you on the off chance that hopefully you’re into that shit?
Louis C.K.: “Oooh, I’m getting kind of a rapey vibe from this girl, I don’t know. I suspect she might enjoy being raped, maybe that’s her thing. I don’t wanna ask first and ruin it so I’m just gonna take a shot and rape her, what the hell? What’s the worst that could happen after all?”