triye: Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
huntersandangels: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
sweet-bitsy: starkandstripes: OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK No you’re done post it you’re golden
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
That was my mom all right.