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Most people around here call me Memesy.

This blog: It's basically my personal depository for memes and other random funny stuff I find on the interwebs or make myself, with a few personal posts/interests/opinions here and there (mostly science and atheism). Sherlock, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, and Breaking Bad are my main fandoms. (Check out my Breaking Bad blog at breaking-bad-bitch.tumblr.com)

Everyone's welcome to view my blog but I don't blog for anyone but myself. If you're offended by anything I post, please download and fill out the following form: http://lafinjack.net/images/random/form.jpg
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I don't claim ownership of most of the stuff I post. All my own gifs and memes are reblogged from and linked to memewhoresmemes.tumblr.com.

Rated R. Occasional Adult Content/NSFW. You've been warned. =)

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Your blog always brings humor to my day. Sometimes I don't check it for a while, just so I'll have about twenty pages of laughs newly posted when I eventually do type in your URL. I will follow you anywhere, Khaleesi.

EEEEE!  Omg, you called me Khaleesi!  That’s fucking awesome, you made my night!  Hahaha

Thank you, I’m happy you enjoy my blog =D

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pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

I hate them, too.  The cookie itself is soft but too dry and crumbly.  Like, decide!  Are you trying to be a chewy cookie or a crunchy one?  They’re also completely flavorless.  The icing isn’t horrible but it’s not great, and sprinkles are an issue for me just because I don’t like too many different textures.  Nothing against their taste or anything but I don’t care for them on my icing.  

The GOOD cookies are those really heavy, chewy, buttery sugar cookies with the buttercream icing.  The ones that are so chewy you can bend practically double before they break in half?  Now THAT’S A DELICIOUS COOKIE.

Society isn’t crumbling because some of us prefer quality!  It starts falling apart when people start settling for mediocrity!  =P  Quality cookies = quality society!

“The greatest danger could be your stupidity”

Well, fuck you, too, fortune cookie!

Little asshole! >:(

(Source: bromar)

spaceplasma:

NASA Probe Gets Close Views of Large Saturn Hurricane

NASA’s Cassini spacecraft has provided scientists the first close-up, visible-light views of a behemoth hurricane swirling around Saturn’s north pole.

In high-resolution pictures and video, scientists see the hurricane’s eye is about 1,250 miles (2,000 kilometers) wide, 20 times larger than the average hurricane eye on Earth. Thin, bright clouds at the outer edge of the hurricane are traveling 330 mph(150 meters per second). The hurricane swirls inside a large, mysterious, six-sided weather pattern known as the hexagon.

“We did a double take when we saw this vortex because it looks so much like a hurricane on Earth,” said Andrew Ingersoll, a Cassini imaging team member at the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. “But there it is at Saturn, on a much larger scale, and it is somehow getting by on the small amounts of water vapor in Saturn’s hydrogen atmosphere.”

Scientists will be studying the hurricane to gain insight into hurricanes on Earth, which feed off warm ocean water. Although there is no body of water close to these clouds high in Saturn’s atmosphere, learning how these Saturnian storms use water vapor could tell scientists more about how terrestrial hurricanes are generated and sustained.

Both a terrestrial hurricane and Saturn’s north polar vortex have a central eye with no clouds or very low clouds. Other similar features include high clouds forming an eye wall, other high clouds spiraling around the eye, and a counter-clockwise spin in the northern hemisphere.

A major difference between the hurricanes is that the one on Saturn is much bigger than its counterparts on Earth and spins surprisingly fast. At Saturn, the wind in the eye wall blows more than four times faster than hurricane-force winds on Earth. Unlike terrestrial hurricanes, which tend to move, the Saturnian hurricane is locked onto the planet’s north pole. On Earth, hurricanes tend to drift northward because of the forces acting on the fast swirls of wind as the planet rotates. The one on Saturn does not drift and is already as far north as it can be.

“The polar hurricane has nowhere else to go, and that’s likely why it’s stuck at the pole,” said Kunio Sayanagi, a Cassini imaging team associate at Hampton University in Hampton, Va.

Scientists believe the massive storm has been churning for years. When Cassini arrived in the Saturn system in 2004, Saturn’s north pole was dark because the planet was in the middle of its north polar winter. During that time, the Cassini spacecraft’s composite infrared spectrometer and visual and infrared mapping spectrometer detected a great vortex, but a visible-light view had to wait for the passing of the equinox in August 2009. Only then did sunlight begin flooding Saturn’s northern hemisphere. The view required a change in the angle of Cassini’s orbits around Saturn so the spacecraft could see the poles.

“Such a stunning and mesmerizing view of the hurricane-like storm at the north pole is only possible because Cassini is on a sportier course, with orbits tilted to loop the spacecraft above and below Saturn’s equatorial plane,” said Scott Edgington, Cassini deputy project scientist at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif. “You cannot see the polar regions very well from an equatorial orbit. Observing the planet from different vantage points reveals more about the cloud layers that cover the entirety of the planet.”

Cassini changes its orbital inclination for such an observing campaign only once every few years. Because the spacecraft uses flybys of Saturn’s moon Titan to change the angle of its orbit, the inclined trajectories require attentive oversight from navigators. The path requires careful planning years in advance and sticking very precisely to the planned itinerary to ensure enough propellant is available for the spacecraft to reach future planned orbits and encounters.

Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI

Eeeek, it’s the Cerastache

Eeeek, it’s the Cerastache

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My parents and I got into an argument tonight. This is how arguments happen in our household.

  • Me: I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep
  • Mom: Aww honey that's so sweet
  • Me: Yeah we got totally lost
  • Dad: Of course you did
  • Me: Yeah up in the back woods
  • Mom: Oh that's scary
  • Me: Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-
  • Dad: YOU WHAT!?
  • Me: I stopped the car?
  • Dad: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
  • Me: We were lost..
  • Dad: HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?
  • Mom: HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-
  • Mom: DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me:
  • Dad: Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.
christiannightmares:

Republican congressman says Jesus can heal those affected by abortion during anti-abortion speech on House floor (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/53283934454/christianist-tea-party-congressman-wants-to-ban)

christiannightmares:

Republican congressman says Jesus can heal those affected by abortion during anti-abortion speech on House floor (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/53283934454/christianist-tea-party-congressman-wants-to-ban)

(Source: tsunderepalette)

pricklylegs:

I need to see this show.

Yes you do.

operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

(Source: mymagicaljourney)

awkward-elevator:

Mad Men With Girly Drinks

Inspired by Patrick Cassels